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I left Perth and flew across Australia at night...

I arrived in Brisbane and met this bald guy called Raz at a cafe. We chatted and then...


...we went straight to 'Surfers Paradise' where he put on blue sunglasses.


I loved Surfers Paradise 'this much' and decided to make it mine for a week! I talked to all the people, then....


...I got publicity photos with 'Meter Maids'...
  < Note to Non-believers:   See Meter Maids are real! >


...and then they made me King of Surfers!

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